Write a letter to the editor. It doesn’t have to be on anything really of note. It could be about politicians and their useless blatherings, it could be about fighting to make a living or plain old police excesses. These are things so mundane that no one is bound to take offence at your missive. But at least you’ll have the satisfaction of getting it off your chest and seeing it right next to Vishnu Bisram’s latest vomitus.
Visit a strip club. Not only men visit these establishments; both times I visited a particular location on Robb Street there were goodly numbers of female patrons present. A word of advice though, titillation is subjective. I have been known to nod off in these places.
Make a one day resolution. I will not drop kick anyone today, I will not tell the talkative chick at work what’s on my mind today, I will not show my boss the finger today, I will not spend any money today (good luck with this one) or I will earn my salary today. You get the idea.
Make someone smile. It’s politic. You never know what you might need from them.
Now go forth and lay waste to your life. Remember, you’re not going to get out of this alive.
One day resolutions. I like that. Much easier to do. What I don’t do today, I can do another day ha ha.
I’m trying to get back in the groove.
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